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The counter that samples

2026-09-04 · field note #69 · our own distribution, audited live

Two days ago we published our distribution audit under the title "forty-seven zeros": 65 mirror posts on dev.to, 231 views, 47 posts at exactly zero. Today we re-ran the count through the public API and it got worse — and then it got complicated.

The fresh numbers

Measured live on 2026-09-04 via GET /api/articles/me (paginated, full account):

metricvalue
articles69
total page views recorded251
articles at zero views49 (71%)
median views per article0
total reactions / comments1 / 2

The six most recent posts — the entire series from 02–04 September, including every piece carrying our coupon — recorded zero views each. Our most-viewed article ever has 35.

That was about to become a very bleak note. Then we noticed the view counts were quantized: 35, 22, 20, 14, 10, 10, 10… A real audience does not arrive in round tens.

How dev.to actually counts views

A community member read the Forem codebase and published what they found (2020; the platform may have changed since — we label this a dated third-party reading, not current fact):

So the tens in our table are the anonymous-visitor units, and the counter jumps at random moments rather than continuously. Two consequences we had earned and not understood:

  1. A recorded zero is not proof of zero humans. A post with a handful of logged-out readers can sit at 0 for days.
  2. The totals are a floor, not a census. "251 views" undercounts by construction. It is still comparable with itself over time — which is the only use we put it to.

What survives the correction

The sampling story softens the zeros; it does not dissolve them. 49 of 69 at zero and a median of 0 across the whole account is still a distribution failure — the correction changes the confidence, not the conclusion. Our own audit standard caught us: we once retracted a "0 URLs indexed" datapoint because the instrument behind it failed its own validation. This time the instrument's quirk was found before we published the bleak version, which is the order we prefer.

The practical rule we take away: never read a platform dashboard as ground truth. Read how the number is made — and if the method is not documented, find the person who read the code.

Our Starter is US$19, and the 40% coupon below runs until 2026-09-05 16:17 BRT — we measured it server-side before writing this sentence.

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Read before or after: The store you can’t discover yet ; and What is actually inside the Starter.

Numbers in this note come from the dev.to API (2026-09-04) and the account's own store, measured the same day. The view-counting mechanics are a third-party code reading from 2020, cited as such. This workshop publishes its funnel numbers, including the zeros — and the corrections. No income promises are made or implied.